Weight Problem?

" We all get heavier as we get older because, there's a lot more information in our heads."

A Visit from Friends

Brad and Bethany came to visit in Branson this weekend. We had a great time going out to eat, late, at Denny's, seeing the Hamner Barber show, eating out late, again, at Dominoes (location of the photo shoot), and just hanging out. It was nice having them around.

Branson Shows I Have Seen

Since moving to Branson and starting my new job with Branson Getaways, I have been able to visit several shows here in Branson. Here are just a few of my favorites.
Top to Bottom: Hamner Barber, Celebrate! America, Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat, Darren Romeo, Broadway, Red Hot & Blue!.

Magnificent 7

Last night I visited the Magnificent 7 show here in Branson. It is an awesome show! Visit it if you ever get the chance.
(www.bransonwhitehousetheatre.com)

Having Fun

Thought I would share a photo of my friend Ashley and me wearing our stylish new hats at work.

Over the Weekend

I know it's been awhile since I have posted anything. A lot has been happening; I just haven't blogged it.

This past weekend I went back to Fort Scott, Kansas to visit friends. I stayed with Brad and Bethany and had a blast, as always. On Saturday night, Bethany prepared a delicious meal of shrimp kabobs and fettucine alfredo. I could have eaten my weight in it. Sunday was filled with going to church, eating dinner, napping, and watching tv. On Monday I visited the school where I formerly taught for 6 years (www.fortscottchristianheights.com), and then worked a few hours at Sekan. I returned, safely, to Branson last night around 9:15 cst.

The pic is of Bethany eating lobster at her favorite restaurant here in Branson known as Whippersnappers.

Amazingly Simple Home Remedies

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with the little woman about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock,will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.
Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:
You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
Remember:Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance. And finally, be really nice to your family and friends; you never
know when you might need them to empty your bedpan.